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*angry* MOM! I'M A CHOO CHOO TRAIN!

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Aug 5, 2012 01:19 PM - Miscellaneous - by yolo (man)

no, my name is Kimberly! not Kumbaya!

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Aug 4, 2012 10:37 AM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

- so why are you laying on the floor?
- don't you smell the coffee? it's down here!

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Aug 3, 2012 01:14 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

I'll sober up when I'm behind the wehhl.

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Aug 2, 2012 01:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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Jul 24, 2012 02:24 PM - Party - by zabzab (man)

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's a really stupid thing to want to do

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Jul 22, 2012 07:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by zabzab (man)

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

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Jul 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by zabzab (man)

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

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Jul 20, 2012 01:43 PM - Miscellaneous - by zabzab (man)

That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...

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Jul 19, 2012 04:29 PM - Love - by zeduljui (man)

You can't walk on one leg.

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Jul 17, 2012 11:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by zeduljui (man)

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