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Simon says, clap your hands...now Simon says, touch my dick!.. C'mon don't be a poor sport!

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Sex - by letyougo (man)

I'm hard to get. I have standards, bitch. *girl's rubbing her tits on his face* 'ok, let's roll'!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by foundlove (man)

'Hey, I can put my whole fist in my mouth!' 'yes!' 'let me see' *puts her finger in her ear* 'awwwww you silly goose'

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by singletear (woman)

I have a 3.9 GPA from College, but they all just want to grab my ass!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Party - by killer (woman)

Call me! Or give me your dick.

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May 20, 2012 11:01 PM - Sex - by thatsbetter (woman)

Drinking will resume *singing* in the name of looove!

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May 20, 2012 11:01 PM - Party - by country (man)

I deleted my facebook page because nobody stalked me as much as I thought they would!

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May 20, 2012 11:01 PM - Party - by country (man)

You're annoying! Suck on your titties!

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May 17, 2012 02:57 PM - Sex - by meanandguilty (man)

You're from Chile? oh, yeah? you guys have camels and shit?

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May 17, 2012 02:56 PM - Party - by juice (man)

Why are there no hot guys around? *does a somersault*

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May 17, 2012 02:56 PM - Party - by juice (woman)

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