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Shit. Where is my slut?

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May 15, 2012 06:44 PM - Sex - by thatsbetter (man)

'I'm almost a virgin' 'uh, what?' *giggles* 'ah, forget it...'

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May 15, 2012 06:44 PM - Sex - by the chicken (woman)

we're back! I mean just me. I'm not an idiot. m-m-mambo jumbo!

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May 15, 2012 06:44 PM - Party - by country (man)

Everybody's bullying Abby for being so damn good looking...one day she got drunk and snapped, saying:

'I hope you guys get necrotizing fasciitis and cancer at the same time!'

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May 14, 2012 06:47 PM - Hate - by Anonymous (woman)

If I had a penis, I'd envision it in your mouth. And it's not dirty, so it doesn't really count.

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May 14, 2012 06:25 PM - Sex - by singletear (woman)

'are you drunk right now?' 'im just saying you could do better..'

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May 14, 2012 06:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by stronger (man)

yes...right....huh...I'm the green traffic sign. I must be the green traffic sign.

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May 14, 2012 06:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by stronger (woman)

I hate Seattle. They should burn it like Rome, you know what I'm saying?

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May 13, 2012 12:00 PM - Hate - by bustout (woman)

You funny fucker. I'm gonna shit in your pants!

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May 13, 2012 12:00 PM - Party - by bustout (woman)

Hold on - you spit hot fire? Make me a creme brulee!

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May 13, 2012 11:59 AM - Party - by thatsbetter (man)

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