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whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nut
beer nut are a $1.50
and deer nuts are under a buck

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Miscellaneous - by tuxedo_joe (man)

a good beer is like a good woman she got to give you good head!

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Love - by brit (man)

I swear I'm fine...{puke}

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)

If your going to get me a beer get me one!

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by brit (woman)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by belonghere (man)

im not drunk, you shilly sit!

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Party - by belonghere (woman)

Dude did you know if you mix rum with listerine it taste like a mojito?

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Party - by iloveyou (man)

Beer has calories?, I guess I didn't notice because I don't wear a skirt"

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Miscellaneous - by blue (man)

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder'

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by babyboo (woman)

tigers are the zebras of heaven

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Love - by babyboo (woman)

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