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I have boobs, does anyone want to touch them?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Sex - by uneasyknave (woman)

Don't worry, I'll talk your dick up.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Sex - by annoyedbladder (woman)

sometimes life is hard. so you just gotta suck it like a dick.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Love - by hostilepigstain (woman)

officer: say ur abc's backwards.
me: I couldn't even do that if i wasn't drunk, officer :)

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by apprehensivepigeonegg (man)

Where da hoes at?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by compassionatebumbailey (man)

One of the items on my bucket list is to spend a day drinking Colt 45s with an old guy.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by adequategudgeon (man)

my brother: i wasn't that drunk.
me: dude u were asking the dog why he killed ahmed!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by exhaustedwaterfly (man)

rode my legs home.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by courageousdeathtoken (man)

That chick is the anti boner!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Sex - by borednuthook (man)

Well..fuck this shit, i'm going to space!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by dismalflea (man)

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