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storms leave 2 million without power...light em up!

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Jul 1, 2012 06:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by leelothbitch (man)

*yelling* treeeees. *takes a breath* treeeeeeees! *shows no reaction for 20 sec* treeeeeeeeeeeees! :D

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Jun 28, 2012 01:14 PM - Miscellaneous - by rangerman (woman)

Me: You're not going to set my mittens on fire.
Mikayla: They'd be toasty warm.

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Jun 26, 2012 10:04 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

Me: This glass smells like sour ass.
Friend: *giggles* how do you know how sour ass smells like?

Me: I ate your mom's ass

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by YMCMB (woman)

I feel like I am riding on Yoshi like this… Join me!

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Miscellaneous - by babymary (woman)

Why are cars blue? They should be yellow. Yeah. Yellow. *starts crying*

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by ymfavoritebottle (man)

I am gonna start telling people I want ass for christmas… And I will mean a donkey, not get sex.

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Jun 24, 2012 04:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by supergrah (woman)

Give me your book! Now! I don't want my brain cells to die!

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Jun 24, 2012 03:40 PM - Party - by ymfavoritebottle (woman)

Do they even have raping in Canada? *laughter* I mean rapping…

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Jun 24, 2012 03:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by babymary (woman)

We can eat Cocoa Puffs before bed.

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Jun 24, 2012 03:39 PM - Miscellaneous - by supergrah (woman)

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