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can you pass the lettuce? the bunny inside my stomach is hungry.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:47 PM - Health - by miserablemammet (man)

What did I tell you my name was?

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Party - by greatmumblenews (woman)

even if i wanted to, i definitely would not want to.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by wistfulclackdish (man)

i could marry you right now

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Love - by apatheticbaggage (man)

just found out i slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Hate - by positiveharpy (man)

Man, my toes hurt so bad they are doing gang signs!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Health - by exciteddewberry (woman)

omg why is there a hand up my skirt...

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by stressedscut (woman)

Twaaaatever!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by energetichedgepig (man)

What is he thinking? I know he's had more ass than a toilet seat.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by intimidatedstool (man)

Those chicks are too fat to be bitchy!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Party - by humorousfootlicker (man)

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