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I booboo-ed myself…. owww

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Jun 23, 2012 07:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

The scale now goes from 1 to Sara. Because no one can beat you.

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Jun 23, 2012 07:29 PM - Party - by loserloser (woman)

My prude aunt welcoming me: Dillon! YOU SON OF A BITCH! (my name is John) ^^

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Jun 22, 2012 06:16 PM - Party - by YMCMB (woman)

I made a drink so smooth it went down like butter.

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Jun 22, 2012 06:16 PM - Party - by leelothbitch (woman)

Go ahead. Drink out of my toilet. Just don't let Jimmy's foot kick your head.

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Jun 22, 2012 06:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by rangerman (woman)

*playing with a lighter* Where’d the fire go…? Let me touch the fire… Where’d it go. I know where it went. It went inside me. You must have touched the last one and it’s inside you now.

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Jun 22, 2012 06:15 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

I’d fuck his hair. Hard.

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Jun 21, 2012 06:07 PM - Party - by livebob (woman)

Daniel Tosh is on right now. I should laugh at his stand up cuz its sooo relate able. Not situational comedy like Dane Cook. But like, 'My bitch is on her period.'

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Jun 21, 2012 06:07 PM - Miscellaneous - by leelothbitch (woman)

So raise your glass… oh shit I spilled on myself.

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Jun 21, 2012 06:05 PM - Party - by roofer (woman)

Beyonce can you handle this? Sheniqua can you handle this? Another black name can you handle this

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Jun 20, 2012 07:17 PM - Party - by roofer (woman)

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