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*crying girl friend* 'I want plastic surgery for my ass' ;(

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Jun 20, 2012 07:17 PM - Health - by Anonymous (woman)

i love chicken, man...but if you want some tuna, i will KILL YOU! *psycho bitchin*

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Jun 20, 2012 07:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by senior (woman)

I wanna fly to disney laaaaand!

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Jun 19, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by westwing (man)

nooooo my cell phone's crying

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Jun 19, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by schokom (woman)

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Jun 19, 2012 08:55 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

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Jun 18, 2012 11:23 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. "
-Doug Coughlin from Cocktail

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Jun 18, 2012 11:23 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Remember. Boys just want your promiscuous body, ok? Why don't you click your high heels together 3 times and go suck some dick!

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Jun 18, 2012 11:22 PM - Hate - by letyougo (woman)

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Jun 17, 2012 01:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

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Jun 17, 2012 01:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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