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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
-Dean Martin

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Jun 17, 2012 01:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer J. Simpson

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

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Jun 15, 2012 06:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

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Jun 15, 2012 06:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

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Jun 15, 2012 06:39 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily!

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Jun 14, 2012 05:38 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.

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Jun 14, 2012 05:38 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

hey, i'm my mother's father!

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Jun 14, 2012 05:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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