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About Us
With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”
― Charles Baudelaire
Damn Wasted publishes the funniest drunk quotes ever said.
Drunk people say the most ridiculous and amusing things. There is no way that a sober person would come up with something like 'Sometimes life is hard. So you just gotta suck it like a dick!'. It's a shame that stuff that makes you laugh gets lost forever. So we have made it our business to conserve these remarks and provide them to you. 100% free.