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“One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what?

With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”

― Charles Baudelaire

Damn Wasted publishes the funniest drunk quotes ever said.

Drunk people say the most ridiculous and amusing things. There is no way that a sober person would come up with something like 'Sometimes life is hard. So you just gotta suck it like a dick!'. It's a shame that stuff that makes you laugh gets lost forever. So we have made it our business to conserve these remarks and provide them to you. 100% free.

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