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beavis, im bleeeeding!

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Jun 5, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

I LOVE YOU, MAN!

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

thomas: hey, what's up you sheep fucker?' brandon replies: 'hey what's up you sheep?'

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Party - by showtime (man)

I have a 3.9 GPA from College, but they all just want to grab my ass!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Party - by killer (woman)

Yo, here's a drink! Stick it up your vagina!

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May 31, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by killer (woman)

You're from Chile? oh, yeah? you guys have camels and shit?

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May 17, 2012 02:56 PM - Party - by juice (man)

Rob: last year I fucked you mom, dude! Jimmy replies: shut up, dad!

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Party - by juice (man)

Why are there no hot guys around? *does a somersault*

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May 17, 2012 02:56 PM - Party - by juice (woman)

we need more booze in here. bartender! give me 5 shots or I'll call obama!

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Party - by the chicken (man)

You funny fucker. I'm gonna shit in your pants!

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May 13, 2012 12:00 PM - Party - by bustout (woman)

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