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get out! go now! I need to practise my cartwheel!
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Apr 16, 2012 06:49 PM - Party - by stevie (man)
this house party is awesome! :) where are my high heels?
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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Party - by titfortat (woman)
gosh..I'd never do crack... I' never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, ok?
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Apr 15, 2012 09:47 PM - Party - by llcoolj (woman)
I see drunk people!
Apr 15, 2012 03:48 PM - Party - by ken (man)
I don't get drunk...I get awesome!
Apr 14, 2012 08:55 PM - Party - by ken (man)
I just saw pete trying to drink his sandwich and bite his coke! hahahaha! It looked like he sucked a dick and then one of his teeth fell out, ouch!
Apr 14, 2012 04:23 PM - Party - by lilwayne (man)
Damn I get wasted so much..they call me puke.
Apr 14, 2012 02:54 PM - Party - by readytosling (woman)
some random cocky dude: 'man, my car goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds! wooooho!' me: 'come on you fag.. here's a bathroom scale. put your girl on it. it does the same! zing!'
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Apr 14, 2012 12:34 AM - Party - by excitedone (man)
jim: no, no, no im not DRUNK!.. me: 'man, cut the bullshit son.. you asked my mexican friend for a map to get home. and why do you call her Dora?
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Apr 13, 2012 09:53 PM - Party - by dog (man)
my buddy to his 86 year old grandmother: 'shake that ass, girl!'
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Apr 12, 2012 11:12 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)
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