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u wish you could dance like me, mothafuckaaaa! *dances like a retard* -a random drunk dude

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

*singing* Hold Me Closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Thank home! I'm god!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by watersour (man)

there were titties in your face, and you're telling me, the best part of the night was getting a mint from a man.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by jagerskillful (man)

Jimmy drunk for his first time. me: Jimmy, how are you feeling?
Jimmy: I feel so heavy...don't like this at all! Dan how do I turn this off?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by fizzyhanging (man)

my buddy: I wasn't THAT drunk.
me: dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single...

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by flatunique (man)

She'd be so cute if she wasn't so fat

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by fantagaudy (man)

I'm not drunk!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by moetshallow (man)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by revengefulmaltworm (man)

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