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'I'm almost a virgin' 'uh, what?' *giggles* 'ah, forget it...'

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May 15, 2012 06:44 PM - Sex - by the chicken (woman)

my mexican roomie is my resident whore

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May 30, 2012 07:18 PM - Sex - by the chicken (woman)

'Hey, I can put my whole fist in my mouth!' 'yes!' 'let me see' *puts her finger in her ear* 'awwwww you silly goose'

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by singletear (woman)

If I had a penis, I'd envision it in your mouth. And it's not dirty, so it doesn't really count.

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May 14, 2012 06:25 PM - Sex - by singletear (woman)

As long as I can put something in your mouth I don't care what you are saying!

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Sex - by singletear (man)

Shit. Where is my slut?

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May 15, 2012 06:44 PM - Sex - by thatsbetter (man)

Call me! Or give me your dick.

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May 20, 2012 11:01 PM - Sex - by thatsbetter (woman)

taylor.....i know that i've been throwing up all over the place, but i'd really like to suck on your tits

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May 9, 2012 10:07 PM - Sex - by glory (man)

I had sex with a deaf, drunk chick once..... I talked her into it!

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May 9, 2012 10:07 PM - Sex - by affection (man)

*sings* 'up and down, turn around...' *stops singing* 'let me touch your ass!'

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Apr 16, 2012 06:49 PM - Sex - by stevie (man)

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