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Sorry about the penis.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Sex - by waterunadvised (man)

She squishes when she sits

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Sex - by cocacolaunbecoming (woman)

Even if I were sober, I'd think you were hot.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by moonshineteeny (man)

She wants my young throbbing cock.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by scrumpyplastic (man)

if sex is bad..then what's good?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by pepsipoor (woman)

I'm way too drunk to not be having sex tonight

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by whiskeyunderstood (man)

The moment I heard his voice I felt like a pedophile.

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Apr 6, 2012 08:50 PM - Sex - by milkovert (man)

Bend over woman...I'll drive

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by tizermaterialistic (man)

I wanna have sex, lots of sexy sexy sex!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by cokefrantic (man)

Hold on, I'm vibrating.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by hennessyoverjoyed (woman)

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