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I've never been to British.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by pinacoladakindly (woman)

I make that accelerator my bitch!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by riojagrubby (man)

I can't blame this one on the squirrels!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by beermale (man)

my head feels like it's full of mustard

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by coffeehungry (woman)

I'm so fucking hung over that the clocks have stopped!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by redbushlamentable (man)

if the alive are dead, then are the dead alive? and if they are..we're all either alive zombies or dead

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by teashaggy (man)

do you ever wonder why cheese is so tasty sometimes?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by jackdanielschildlike (man)

she smelled like passion fruit, lemon zest, and ky jelly.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by applejuicetense (woman)

Scotty, beam me up!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Miscellaneous - by guinnessmute (woman)

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Miscellaneous - by uncomfortablebug (woman)

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