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the car is wearing pants. My car has leather exterior.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by joyfulhaggard (man)

if i hug you, will you deodorize that man?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by assurednit (woman)

Why did you come out of the bathroom with ranch dressing?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by gloriousmiscreant (man)

officer: say ur abc's backwards.
me: I couldn't even do that if i wasn't drunk, officer :)

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by apprehensivepigeonegg (man)

One of the items on my bucket list is to spend a day drinking Colt 45s with an old guy.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by adequategudgeon (man)

rode my legs home.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by courageousdeathtoken (man)

Well..fuck this shit, i'm going to space!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by dismalflea (man)

what seems to be the officer, problem?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by disgustedapplejohn (woman)

fuck my family!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by arousedflaxwench (woman)

Where's the paper towel? I have to pee.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by livelyratsbane (man)

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