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storms leave 2 million without power...light em up!

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Jul 1, 2012 06:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by leelothbitch (man)

Go ahead. Drink out of my toilet. Just don't let Jimmy's foot kick your head.

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Jun 22, 2012 06:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by rangerman (woman)

*yelling* treeeees. *takes a breath* treeeeeeees! *shows no reaction for 20 sec* treeeeeeeeeeeees! :D

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Jun 28, 2012 01:14 PM - Miscellaneous - by rangerman (woman)

Daniel Tosh is on right now. I should laugh at his stand up cuz its sooo relate able. Not situational comedy like Dane Cook. But like, 'My bitch is on her period.'

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Jun 21, 2012 06:07 PM - Miscellaneous - by leelothbitch (woman)

I booboo-ed myself…. owww

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Jun 23, 2012 07:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

*playing with a lighter* Where’d the fire go…? Let me touch the fire… Where’d it go. I know where it went. It went inside me. You must have touched the last one and it’s inside you now.

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Jun 22, 2012 06:15 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

Me: You're not going to set my mittens on fire.
Mikayla: They'd be toasty warm.

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Jun 26, 2012 10:04 PM - Miscellaneous - by suckonsocks (woman)

I feel like I am riding on Yoshi like this… Join me!

#290
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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Miscellaneous - by babymary (woman)

Do they even have raping in Canada? *laughter* I mean rapping…

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Jun 24, 2012 03:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by babymary (woman)

I am gonna start telling people I want ass for christmas… And I will mean a donkey, not get sex.

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Jun 24, 2012 04:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by supergrah (woman)

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