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We can eat Cocoa Puffs before bed.

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Jun 24, 2012 03:39 PM - Miscellaneous - by supergrah (woman)

i love chicken, man...but if you want some tuna, i will KILL YOU! *psycho bitchin*

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Jun 20, 2012 07:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by senior (woman)

I wanna fly to disney laaaaand!

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Jun 19, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by westwing (man)

nooooo my cell phone's crying

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Jun 19, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by schokom (woman)

hey, i'm my mother's father!

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Jun 14, 2012 05:30 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?

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Jun 12, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.

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Jun 12, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

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Jun 9, 2012 10:47 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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