We decided to surprise you and offer you some Amazing Giveaways – a $10, $25 and $50 Gift Card for Amazon!

The Gift Cards will be given to three of the first 1.000 Facebook Fans! All you have to do to enter this competition is to like us on Facebook.

Anyone (worldwide) can participate. Good luck!

  What do you say when you're drunk?

Submit your story


Your nickname:
Categories:
Gender:

Category: Miscellaneous

Sort: All Time | Today Only | This Week | This Month | This Year

The number-one fear in life is public speaking, and the number-two fear is death. This means that if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.

#269
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Jun 14, 2012 05:38 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.

#268
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Jun 13, 2012 06:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

#267
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Jun 15, 2012 06:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

#266
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Jun 13, 2012 06:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

#265
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Jun 13, 2012 06:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it.

#264
0 Comments

Like (1) - Dislike (0)

Jun 10, 2012 07:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

#263
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Jun 15, 2012 06:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

#262
0 Comments

Like (2) - Dislike (0)

Jun 15, 2012 06:39 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

#261
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Jun 18, 2012 11:23 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

#260
0 Comments

Like (0) - Dislike (0)

Jun 12, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Your account
Username Password  Remember Me