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"Bring a pitcher of beer every 7 mins until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . ."
-Thornton Mellon, Back to School

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Jun 7, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer J. Simpson

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

I took Barbarian in College. They taught two languages: French and Barbarian.

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Jun 5, 2012 06:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

I'm not stupid when I'm drunk, I'm drunk when I'm drunk!

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May 31, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

Big bird can mow my lawn! This yellow fluffy, big fuck.

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May 30, 2012 07:18 PM - Miscellaneous - by showtime (man)

Batmaaaaan! I'm coming to get you!

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May 30, 2012 07:18 PM - Miscellaneous - by showtime (man)

'fuck, i dropped your ipad....' 'don't worry, i'm rich! throw it out of the window, son!' *serious face...* 'I will download a new one. It's convenient.'

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Miscellaneous - by meanandguilty (man)

*my sister, fucked up* I have no plans. Hello, I'm Becky. Party hardy! Let's uh...uh..talk about your nooose, uh..

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by bustout (woman)

'are you drunk right now?' 'im just saying you could do better..'

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May 14, 2012 06:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by stronger (man)

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