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yes...right....huh...I'm the green traffic sign. I must be the green traffic sign.

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May 14, 2012 06:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by stronger (woman)

whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nut
beer nut are a $1.50
and deer nuts are under a buck

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Miscellaneous - by tuxedo_joe (man)

Sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning and the 400th roll-up with that bottle of cheap, corner-shop piss after 3am, I do stop, look at myself and think...



...this is great.

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Apr 25, 2012 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by iloveyou (man)

Beer has calories?, I guess I didn't notice because I don't wear a skirt"

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Miscellaneous - by blue (man)

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder'

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by babyboo (woman)

if u were a hotdog, would you eat urself? if ur dick had rabies, would u eat a corndog. or a popsickled

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by loveafterwar (man)

i sware to drunk that im not god

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Apr 25, 2012 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

Im not a writer with drinking problems,
Im a drinker with writing problems.
-Brendan Behan

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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

im not drunk,i think im drunk as you think i am.

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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

Have you ever been so drunk you wet the bed? Not even sleeping, just standing over, pissing on it?

–Zach Galifianakis

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Apr 22, 2012 01:08 PM - Miscellaneous - by shmoe (man)

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