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I was staying in a hotel with my friends one weekend. I have this big brown blanket that I like to take with me when I am staying away from home (which tends to happen a lot for some reason lol)

I took the blanket wraped myself up in it and said "I'm a bear!!" and proceded to growl. :D

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Apr 21, 2012 06:15 PM - Miscellaneous - by rudeboy (man)

You know you`re drunk when you think that the cab fare is the time.
- Dane Cook

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Apr 20, 2012 10:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

*what a random guy said to me yesterday* 'are you lady gaga? no? well..fuck you and your make up! tone it down! uuuh...'

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Apr 17, 2012 05:37 PM - Miscellaneous - by dukeyhun (woman)

u smell my garlic breath bro? what about the steak? you don't smell the big ass stake I have had with it???

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Apr 16, 2012 06:49 PM - Miscellaneous - by stevie (man)

obama is ma mama

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
-Diogenes

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Apr 15, 2012 10:45 PM - Miscellaneous - by llcoolj (man)

'what do you do?' - 'ass model'.

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Apr 12, 2012 11:27 PM - Miscellaneous - by scienceproject2 (woman)

my cute sister: 'huh? what, what what? why doesn’t the earth fall down?'

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Apr 12, 2012 11:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by scienceproject2 (woman)

fuck! my credit card is stuck in my computer!

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Apr 12, 2012 11:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by scienceproject2 (woman)

'look at this wallet chain! bitch i'm fabulous! look!'

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Apr 12, 2012 11:16 PM - Miscellaneous - by 30roundsinaguitar (man)

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