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why is this table bumping into me so much?

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Apr 12, 2012 10:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by slick4545 (woman)

I am a drinker with writing problems.
-Brendan Behan

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Apr 12, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by calculatorist (man)

fuck ma'am...I wanna go to beer land!

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Apr 12, 2012 09:50 PM - Miscellaneous - by ryanrainforest (man)

'It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of his dick!'

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by crobar (woman)

my french room mate lets everybody know that she is "bumber one"... meaning 'number one'. where the fuck did she pick this shit up? hahaha

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Apr 10, 2012 08:11 PM - Miscellaneous - by shenanigans (woman)

me: what does a beaver taste like? *serious question*
my buddy: like fish! xD

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Apr 10, 2012 08:04 PM - Miscellaneous - by duke (man)

A female officer pulls over a drunk dude. The officer tells him: 'anything u say will be held against you!' without hesitation the man replies: 'TITTIES!'

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by yuppie (man)

“I drink to make other people more interesting.”
― Ernest Hemingway

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

my cousin: from a scale from 1 to drunk, how drunk are you?`
some dude: black on black, on black, on black! boom! *mumbling*

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

'I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE! (screaming)' ^^

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Apr 7, 2012 05:50 PM - Miscellaneous - by homersimpson (man)

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