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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...

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Jul 19, 2012 04:29 PM - Love - by zeduljui (man)

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
-Winston Churchill

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Jul 16, 2012 10:10 AM - Love - by zeduljui (man)

I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable

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May 11, 2012 06:19 PM - Love - by dangerman (man)

a good beer is like a good woman she got to give you good head!

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Love - by brit (man)

tigers are the zebras of heaven

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Love - by babyboo (woman)

"I`m a terrible dancer. I need to be really drunk and see a beautiful girl over there. It was a way of getting close to a girl without having to speak because always, whenever I opened my mouth, they would leave. So, dancing was a chance to keep them close."
- Diego Luna

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Apr 20, 2012 10:01 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

When kids hit one year old, it`s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
- Johnny Depp

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Apr 20, 2012 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
- Ozzy Osbourne

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Apr 20, 2012 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

Riker: You're drunk. Deanna: I am not.

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Apr 20, 2012 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

awww, you pussy magnet! i can resist anything but temptation. kiss me!

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Apr 12, 2012 10:34 PM - Love - by calculatorist (woman)

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