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no, my name is Kimberly! not Kumbaya!

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Aug 4, 2012 10:37 AM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

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Jul 24, 2012 02:24 PM - Party - by zabzab (man)

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

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Jul 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by zabzab (man)

If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

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Jul 15, 2012 01:32 PM - Party - by zeduljui (man)

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

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Jul 11, 2012 12:34 PM - Party - by showdoo (man)

Me: This glass smells like sour ass.
Friend: *giggles* how do you know how sour ass smells like?

Me: I ate your mom's ass

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by YMCMB (woman)

My prude aunt welcoming me: Dillon! YOU SON OF A BITCH! (my name is John) ^^

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Jun 22, 2012 06:16 PM - Party - by YMCMB (woman)

Why are cars blue? They should be yellow. Yeah. Yellow. *starts crying*

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by ymfavoritebottle (man)

Give me your book! Now! I don't want my brain cells to die!

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Jun 24, 2012 03:40 PM - Party - by ymfavoritebottle (woman)

I made a drink so smooth it went down like butter.

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Jun 22, 2012 06:16 PM - Party - by leelothbitch (woman)

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