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*crying girl friend* 'I want plastic surgery for my ass' ;(

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Jun 20, 2012 07:17 PM - Health - by Anonymous (woman)

yay, yay! live it up! get some aids!

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Health - by letyougo (man)

I used to drink lots of whiskey. My doctor told me I should quit. Now I drink vodka.

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May 11, 2012 06:19 PM - Health - by wannaeat (man)

I quit booze last year, but came back because it's delicous.

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May 10, 2012 07:58 PM - Health - by wannaeat (man)

Can you tell me who I am?

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)

I swear I'm fine...{puke}

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)


A long time ago I thought I should quit drinking....
so I stopped thinking

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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Health - by loveafterwar (man)

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

–Henny Youngman

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Apr 23, 2012 06:23 PM - Health - by stranger (woman)

Look! bra, yo, bra! bra! I'm a lefty! That's why one of my balls is a lot bigger than the other one! Look!

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Apr 19, 2012 07:02 PM - Health - by flanderama (man)

I was behind someone drunk driving all the way home. Then I realized I was having an out of body experience! xD

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Apr 14, 2012 10:59 PM - Health - by ken (woman)

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