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*My buddy's drunk masturbation confessions* dude, every time I jerkoff my balls start to hurt. Aaaaaargh! :D

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Jul 7, 2012 10:24 PM - Sex - by blueshorts (woman)

*interrupts in the middle of a serious conversation* So..how old is your daughter? I want to fuck her!

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Jul 10, 2012 04:00 PM - Sex - by maximus (man)

ssssuck my weiner. here's ketchup.

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Jul 3, 2012 03:50 PM - Sex - by leelothbitch (man)

I fucked my husbands bestfriend while he watched, and he loved it.

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Jun 9, 2012 10:47 AM - Sex - by Anonymous (woman)

You're annoying! Suck on your titties!

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May 17, 2012 02:57 PM - Sex - by meanandguilty (man)

your ass is thick, your accent is thick...and that makes my cock thick!

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Jun 5, 2012 06:24 PM - Sex - by meanandguilty (man)

Simon says, clap your hands...now Simon says, touch my dick!.. C'mon don't be a poor sport!

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Sex - by letyougo (man)

I'm hard to get. I have standards, bitch. *girl's rubbing her tits on his face* 'ok, let's roll'!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by foundlove (man)

Amazing knockers. Check. Mini skirt. Check. Let's drool on her!

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Sex - by foundlove (man)

I want to smash your beautiful white teeth with my big slinging dick!

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Sex - by killer (man)

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