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*angry* MOM! I'M A CHOO CHOO TRAIN!

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Aug 5, 2012 01:19 PM - Miscellaneous - by yolo (man)

- so why are you laying on the floor?
- don't you smell the coffee? it's down here!

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Aug 3, 2012 01:14 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

I'll sober up when I'm behind the wehhl.

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Aug 2, 2012 01:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (woman)

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture - it's a really stupid thing to want to do

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Jul 22, 2012 07:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by zabzab (man)

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

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Jul 20, 2012 01:43 PM - Miscellaneous - by zabzab (man)

You can't walk on one leg.

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Jul 17, 2012 11:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by zeduljui (man)

Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!

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Jul 14, 2012 02:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by showdoo (man)

I have drunk, and seen the spider

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Jul 14, 2012 02:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by showdoo (man)

Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile and blooooow me! Because I deserve it!
-Mel Gibson

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Jul 13, 2012 11:43 AM - Miscellaneous - by showdoo (man)

slow down, b! oh.....i shit on myself!

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Jul 11, 2012 12:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by huhuboy (man)

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