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just found out i slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Hate - by positiveharpy (man)

Who do I have to blow to get some respect around here?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Sex - by rapturousmeasle (woman)

my brother: i wasn't that drunk.
me: dude u were asking the dog why he killed ahmed!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by exhaustedwaterfly (man)

She'd be so cute if she wasn't so fat

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by fantagaudy (man)

sometimes life is hard. so you just gotta suck it like a dick.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Love - by hostilepigstain (woman)

I have too many boyfriends.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Love - by scotchstereotyped (woman)

omg why is there a hand up my skirt...

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by stressedscut (woman)

I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude.
100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.

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Apr 15, 2012 09:47 PM - Sex - by marryx (man)

Me: u sure everythings as usual in your boxer there?
Him (sitting next to a girl he's flirting with): oh yes, u could roast a marshmallow on this badboy now!

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Apr 15, 2012 10:16 PM - Sex - by Crisso (man)

fuck my family!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by arousedflaxwench (woman)

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