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Tarfender, bring my drink a friend!

#161
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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Yes ocifer, I has an ID.

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

Cop: "Have u been drinking". Pabst: "No Sir, well it depends on your definition of drinking

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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

Girl A: Hey that guy is cute! I'm gonna go say hi
Girl B: Okay! Have fun
Girl A: *walks away to guy*
Girl B: *takes another drink and turns to watch friend*
Girl A: *sloppy makeout with cute guy*
Girl B: What the hell "Girl A"?!?! *grabs Girl A and takes her away*
Girl A: Hey! I was talking to him!

#164
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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

'I can't feel my face, if anyone has ever felt like hitting me, do it now'. And one of my friends took me up on the offer.

#165
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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

piercing strippers is awesome... love me some strippers! gawd! i love strippers!

#166
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Apr 21, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

-wow this drink is really strong
--that's cause you put 1/4 a bottle of captain in it
-naah it's just all concentrated at the top
-(holds up empty bottle)
--hey where'd my rum go???

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Apr 22, 2012 12:51 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

Otis Campbell: Every man needs a hobby.
Barney Fife: But, Otis; you ain't got a hobby!
Otis Campbell: I do have a hobby; drinkin'!

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Apr 23, 2012 06:22 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (man)

I don't have a drinking problem.. I drink, I get drunk, I pass out, NO PROBLEM!

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Apr 23, 2012 06:22 PM - Party - by yourbestfriend (woman)

“‎”I wasn’t THAT drunk..”
“dude.. you were in my room yelling ‘NEVER’ at my Justin Bieber posters..”

#172
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Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Party - by stranger (man)

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