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stop peeing on me!

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Apr 7, 2012 10:00 PM - Hate - by marryx (man)

I'm drunk and you are still ugly!

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Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)

Erry day erry day!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by gleefulpignut (woman)

I'm not drunk!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by moetshallow (man)

my super uptight girlfriend, at the top of their voice: 'flava flaaaaaaaaaaaaaav!'
you should've seen it..hahaha I laughed myself to tears! LMFAO!

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Apr 10, 2012 08:07 PM - Party - by farmerpete59 (woman)

jim: no, no, no im not DRUNK!..
me: 'man, cut the bullshit son.. you asked my mexican friend for a map to get home. and why do you call her Dora?

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Apr 13, 2012 09:53 PM - Party - by dog (man)

some random cocky dude: 'man, my car goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds! wooooho!'
me: 'come on you fag.. here's a bathroom scale. put your girl on it. it does the same! zing!'

#127
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Apr 14, 2012 12:34 AM - Party - by excitedone (man)

That chick is the anti boner!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Sex - by borednuthook (man)

Is my boner obvious?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by usedlewdster (man)

I wanna have sex, lots of sexy sexy sex!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by cokefrantic (man)

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