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stop peeing on me!
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Apr 7, 2012 10:00 PM - Hate - by marryx (man)
I'm drunk and you are still ugly!
Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)
Erry day erry day!
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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by gleefulpignut (woman)
I'm not drunk!
Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by moetshallow (man)
my super uptight girlfriend, at the top of their voice: 'flava flaaaaaaaaaaaaaav!' you should've seen it..hahaha I laughed myself to tears! LMFAO!
Apr 10, 2012 08:07 PM - Party - by farmerpete59 (woman)
jim: no, no, no im not DRUNK!.. me: 'man, cut the bullshit son.. you asked my mexican friend for a map to get home. and why do you call her Dora?
Apr 13, 2012 09:53 PM - Party - by dog (man)
some random cocky dude: 'man, my car goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds! wooooho!' me: 'come on you fag.. here's a bathroom scale. put your girl on it. it does the same! zing!'
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Apr 14, 2012 12:34 AM - Party - by excitedone (man)
That chick is the anti boner!
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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Sex - by borednuthook (man)
Is my boner obvious?
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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by usedlewdster (man)
I wanna have sex, lots of sexy sexy sex!
Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by cokefrantic (man)
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