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Drinking will resume *singing* in the name of looove!

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May 20, 2012 11:01 PM - Party - by country (man)

Why are there no hot guys around? *does a somersault*

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May 17, 2012 02:56 PM - Party - by juice (woman)

You're from Chile? oh, yeah? you guys have camels and shit?

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May 17, 2012 02:56 PM - Party - by juice (man)

my buddy was putting his girlfriends lipstick on and asked me if I thought his was pretty. ^^

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

Why are cars blue? They should be yellow. Yeah. Yellow. *starts crying*

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by ymfavoritebottle (man)

no, my name is Kimberly! not Kumbaya!

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Aug 4, 2012 10:37 AM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)

As long as I can put something in your mouth I don't care what you are saying!

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Sex - by singletear (man)

I want to smash your beautiful white teeth with my big slinging dick!

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Sex - by killer (man)

You're annoying! Suck on your titties!

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May 17, 2012 02:57 PM - Sex - by meanandguilty (man)

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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