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nooooo my cell phone's crying

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Jun 19, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by schokom (woman)

i could marry you right now

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Love - by apatheticbaggage (man)

I'd take a bullet for you, bro.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Love - by shirazstrong (man)

You're my best friend!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Love - by baileysdisastrous (man)

when I'm drunk I like to sing the Rigga Ding Dong Song.,

Ah digga ding ding ding digga ding ding ding,
ah digga dang dang dang dagga dang dang dang,
ah digga dong dong dong dagga dong dong dong,
ah dagga dong dong dong da dong...! :)

my boyfriend hates it...and I like to annoy him! :)

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Apr 10, 2012 08:15 PM - Love - by heyholetsgo (woman)

shmooze wit da booze, baby! shmooze wit da booze!

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Love - by pizzaboy (man)

awww, you pussy magnet! i can resist anything but temptation. kiss me!

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Apr 12, 2012 10:34 PM - Love - by calculatorist (woman)

Riker: You're drunk. Deanna: I am not.

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Apr 20, 2012 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
- Ozzy Osbourne

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Apr 20, 2012 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

When kids hit one year old, it`s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
- Johnny Depp

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Apr 20, 2012 10:00 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

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