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"I`m a terrible dancer. I need to be really drunk and see a beautiful girl over there. It was a way of getting close to a girl without having to speak because always, whenever I opened my mouth, they would leave. So, dancing was a chance to keep them close."
- Diego Luna

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Apr 20, 2012 10:01 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

tigers are the zebras of heaven

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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Love - by babyboo (woman)

Who invented the door?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Hate - by expectantcanker (man)

aaaarrrghhhh that hurts

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Apr 7, 2012 10:01 PM - Hate - by Anonymous (man)

omg, why do stupid people breed?

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Apr 12, 2012 11:24 PM - Hate - by scienceproject2 (woman)

I drink booze because it makes the tears taste less bitter

-Ted the lawyer on Scrubs

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Apr 24, 2012 05:50 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)

im not drunk,....im sober as a jober!

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Apr 25, 2012 07:09 PM - Hate - by stranger (man)

me: I wasn't that drunk.
my friend: dude, you threw my hamster, saying 'go pikachu'!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:29 PM - Party - by wearyfustilarian (man)

Those chicks are too fat to be bitchy!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Party - by humorousfootlicker (man)

What did I tell you my name was?

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Party - by greatmumblenews (woman)

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