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That bitch looks like a baked potato on toothpicks!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:47 PM - Party - by maddeningpumpion (man)

When I look into this mirror, I dont see me, I see...this song

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Party - by isolatedvassal (woman)

Don't worry about the bill. Credit card companies take a lot of losses.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Party - by cautiouscodpiece (woman)

I still want to see the naked cartwheel!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Party - by lustyputtock (woman)

let's have a cock fight!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Party - by weepingdotard (man)

Sorry for paaaaarty rockin.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by gratefulmaggotpie (man)

Where da hoes at?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by compassionatebumbailey (man)

here drink this

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Party - by goodcoxcomb (man)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by revengefulmaltworm (man)

my buddy: I wasn't THAT drunk.
me: dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single...

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by flatunique (man)

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