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Jimmy drunk for his first time. me: Jimmy, how are you feeling? Jimmy: I feel so heavy...don't like this at all! Dan how do I turn this off?
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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by fizzyhanging (man)
there were titties in your face, and you're telling me, the best part of the night was getting a mint from a man.
Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by jagerskillful (man)
Thank home! I'm god!
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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by watersour (man)
I don't like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (woman)
*singing* Hold Me Closer, Tony Danzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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u wish you could dance like me, mothafuckaaaa! *dances like a retard* -a random drunk dude
Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)
Brian *dancing, swaying his big ass and his hips*: "What you guys don't realize is that my big balls are making contact with my legs. Left to right, left to right."
Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (man)
Drinking doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean....against chairs, tables, bars and poles.
Responsible Drinking? WTF? That's an oxymoron!
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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (woman)
Lick my shirt! Come on!
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