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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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I swear I'm fine...{puke}

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry

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May 6, 2012 02:48 PM - Party - by belonghere (man)

Dude did you know if you mix rum with listerine it taste like a mojito?

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Party - by iloveyou (man)

Beer has calories?, I guess I didn't notice because I don't wear a skirt"

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May 2, 2012 09:28 PM - Miscellaneous - by blue (man)

if u were a hotdog, would you eat urself? if ur dick had rabies, would u eat a corndog. or a popsickled

#180
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Apr 30, 2012 08:12 PM - Miscellaneous - by loveafterwar (man)


A long time ago I thought I should quit drinking....
so I stopped thinking

#179
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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Health - by loveafterwar (man)

Im not a writer with drinking problems,
Im a drinker with writing problems.
-Brendan Behan

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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

im not drunk,i think im drunk as you think i am.

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Apr 27, 2012 10:25 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

Sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning and the 400th roll-up with that bottle of cheap, corner-shop piss after 3am, I do stop, look at myself and think...



...this is great.

#184
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Apr 25, 2012 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by iloveyou (man)

i sware to drunk that im not god

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Apr 25, 2012 07:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by fiffy (man)

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