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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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beer has female hormones! when i drunk, I'm talking shit only and drive like a total bitch!

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Apr 12, 2012 09:44 PM - Party - by duncan (man)

I am boner man!

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Sex - by gloria (man)

Pete, I respect you, but please just let me pull your girl's hair, ok?

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Party - by zombiebeebob (man)

shmooze wit da booze, baby! shmooze wit da booze!

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Apr 11, 2012 03:17 PM - Love - by pizzaboy (man)

me: what does a beaver taste like? *serious question*
my buddy: like fish! xD

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Apr 10, 2012 08:04 PM - Miscellaneous - by duke (man)

*my buddy at a concert* Piss on you! Piss on you all!

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (man)

Drinking doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean....against chairs, tables, bars and poles.

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (man)

Brian *dancing, swaying his big ass and his hips*: "What you guys don't realize is that my big balls are making contact with my legs. Left to right, left to right."

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Apr 10, 2012 03:32 PM - Party - by elmatador (man)

A female officer pulls over a drunk dude. The officer tells him: 'anything u say will be held against you!' without hesitation the man replies: 'TITTIES!'

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by yuppie (man)

u wish you could dance like me, mothafuckaaaa! *dances like a retard* -a random drunk dude

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Apr 9, 2012 08:05 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

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