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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by watersour (man)

I can't blame this one on the squirrels!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by beermale (man)

I'm so fucking hung over that the clocks have stopped!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by redbushlamentable (man)

there were titties in your face, and you're telling me, the best part of the night was getting a mint from a man.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by jagerskillful (man)

Jimmy drunk for his first time. me: Jimmy, how are you feeling?
Jimmy: I feel so heavy...don't like this at all! Dan how do I turn this off?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:58 PM - Party - by fizzyhanging (man)

Even if I were sober, I'd think you were hot.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by moonshineteeny (man)

I'd take a bullet for you, bro.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Love - by shirazstrong (man)

She wants my young throbbing cock.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by scrumpyplastic (man)

if the alive are dead, then are the dead alive? and if they are..we're all either alive zombies or dead

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by teashaggy (man)

I'm way too drunk to not be having sex tonight

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by whiskeyunderstood (man)

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