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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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do you ever wonder why cheese is so tasty sometimes?

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Miscellaneous - by jackdanielschildlike (man)

my buddy: I wasn't THAT drunk.
me: dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single...

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by flatunique (man)

She'd be so cute if she wasn't so fat

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Party - by fantagaudy (man)

Bend over woman...I'll drive

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by tizermaterialistic (man)

I wanna have sex, lots of sexy sexy sex!

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Apr 6, 2012 05:57 PM - Sex - by cokefrantic (man)

I gotta pee.

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Apr 6, 2012 05:34 PM - Health - by wineenthusiastic (man)

I'm not drunk!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by moetshallow (man)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Party - by revengefulmaltworm (man)

kid who looked 15: 'girl lemme get yo numba!'
woman: 'how old are you?'
kid: 'old enough to tap that!'

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by irritatedwheyface (man)

Is my boner obvious?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by usedlewdster (man)

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