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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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he told me he's bisexual...but i think he's half-lying.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:51 PM - Sex - by anxiousgiglet (man)

Who invented the door?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Hate - by expectantcanker (man)

the car is wearing pants. My car has leather exterior.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by joyfulhaggard (man)

Why did you come out of the bathroom with ranch dressing?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Miscellaneous - by gloriousmiscreant (man)

here drink this

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Party - by goodcoxcomb (man)

Seeing if she lets you do anal is like the ultimate test.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:36 PM - Sex - by troubledbarnacle (man)

officer: say ur abc's backwards.
me: I couldn't even do that if i wasn't drunk, officer :)

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by apprehensivepigeonegg (man)

Where da hoes at?

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by compassionatebumbailey (man)

One of the items on my bucket list is to spend a day drinking Colt 45s with an old guy.

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by adequategudgeon (man)

my brother: i wasn't that drunk.
me: dude u were asking the dog why he killed ahmed!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:24 PM - Party - by exhaustedwaterfly (man)

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