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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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I have drunk, and seen the spider

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Jul 14, 2012 02:26 PM - Miscellaneous - by showdoo (man)

Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile and blooooow me! Because I deserve it!
-Mel Gibson

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Jul 13, 2012 11:43 AM - Miscellaneous - by showdoo (man)

I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.

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Jul 11, 2012 12:34 PM - Party - by showdoo (man)

slow down, b! oh.....i shit on myself!

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Jul 11, 2012 12:34 PM - Miscellaneous - by huhuboy (man)

*interrupts in the middle of a serious conversation* So..how old is your daughter? I want to fuck her!

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Jul 10, 2012 04:00 PM - Sex - by maximus (man)

ssssuck my weiner. here's ketchup.

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Jul 3, 2012 03:50 PM - Sex - by leelothbitch (man)

storms leave 2 million without power...light em up!

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Jul 1, 2012 06:09 PM - Miscellaneous - by leelothbitch (man)

Why are cars blue? They should be yellow. Yeah. Yellow. *starts crying*

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Jun 25, 2012 05:54 PM - Party - by ymfavoritebottle (man)

I wanna fly to disney laaaaand!

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Jun 19, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by westwing (man)

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Jun 19, 2012 08:55 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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