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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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This short little fucker just tried to pick a fight with me, what a brave little hobbit!

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Apr 5, 2012 10:04 PM - Miscellaneous - by sorryclotpole (man)

That bitch looks like a baked potato on toothpicks!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:47 PM - Party - by maddeningpumpion (man)

can you pass the lettuce? the bunny inside my stomach is hungry.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:47 PM - Health - by miserablemammet (man)

even if i wanted to, i definitely would not want to.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by wistfulclackdish (man)

i could marry you right now

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Love - by apatheticbaggage (man)

just found out i slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Hate - by positiveharpy (man)

Twaaaatever!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by energetichedgepig (man)

What is he thinking? I know he's had more ass than a toilet seat.

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Sex - by intimidatedstool (man)

Those chicks are too fat to be bitchy!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:46 PM - Party - by humorousfootlicker (man)

me: I wasn't that drunk.
my friend: dude, you threw my hamster, saying 'go pikachu'!

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Apr 5, 2012 09:29 PM - Party - by wearyfustilarian (man)

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