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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

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Jun 18, 2012 11:23 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. "
-Doug Coughlin from Cocktail

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Jun 18, 2012 11:23 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Jun 17, 2012 01:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

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Jun 17, 2012 01:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
-Dean Martin

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Jun 17, 2012 01:03 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
-Homer J. Simpson

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

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Jun 16, 2012 06:33 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

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Jun 15, 2012 06:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

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Jun 15, 2012 06:40 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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