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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"I wasnt that drunk!" dude, you called 911 and yelled "shawty's fire burning on the dance floor!"

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Jun 11, 2012 07:17 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

hey..heeeeey why did you push me you fuck?!" *swing a punch at best friend*

#275
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Jun 10, 2012 07:06 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.

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Jun 10, 2012 07:06 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it.

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Jun 10, 2012 07:05 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

#270
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Jun 9, 2012 10:47 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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Jun 9, 2012 10:47 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

No matter how hard you try, you can't teach physics to a dog.

#255
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Jun 7, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

"Bring a pitcher of beer every 7 mins until somebody passes out and then bring one every 10 minutes . . ."
-Thornton Mellon, Back to School

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Jun 7, 2012 09:01 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

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