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  What do you say when you're drunk?

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I wasn't THAT drunk Dude you took my turtle from its cage and started stomping on it screaming 'DIE BOWSER DIE!"

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Jun 5, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

beavis, im bleeeeding!

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Jun 5, 2012 06:24 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

your ass is thick, your accent is thick...and that makes my cock thick!

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Jun 5, 2012 06:24 PM - Sex - by meanandguilty (man)

I took Barbarian in College. They taught two languages: French and Barbarian.

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Jun 5, 2012 06:24 PM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous (man)

i wasnt that drunk...dude, you told asked me how far is the drive home when we were at ur house!

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Jun 4, 2012 09:07 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

Dude, I wasn't that drunk!
Dude, you were in my closet yelling "Where the f*uck is Narnia!?"

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Jun 4, 2012 09:07 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

Amazing knockers. Check. Mini skirt. Check. Let's drool on her!

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Sex - by foundlove (man)

my buddy was putting his girlfriends lipstick on and asked me if I thought his was pretty. ^^

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

I LOVE YOU, MAN!

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Party - by Anonymous (man)

As long as I can put something in your mouth I don't care what you are saying!

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Jun 1, 2012 07:52 PM - Sex - by singletear (man)

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