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Big bird can mow my lawn! This yellow fluffy, big fuck.

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May 30, 2012 07:18 PM - Miscellaneous - by showtime (man)

Batmaaaaan! I'm coming to get you!

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May 30, 2012 07:18 PM - Miscellaneous - by showtime (man)

yay, yay! live it up! get some aids!

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Health - by letyougo (man)

thomas: hey, what's up you sheep fucker?' brandon replies: 'hey what's up you sheep?'

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May 29, 2012 07:20 PM - Party - by showtime (man)

I want to smash your beautiful white teeth with my big slinging dick!

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Sex - by killer (man)

'fuck, i dropped your ipad....' 'don't worry, i'm rich! throw it out of the window, son!' *serious face...* 'I will download a new one. It's convenient.'

#234
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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Miscellaneous - by meanandguilty (man)

we need more booze in here. bartender! give me 5 shots or I'll call obama!

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May 28, 2012 10:50 AM - Party - by the chicken (man)

Rob: last year I fucked you mom, dude! Jimmy replies: shut up, dad!

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Party - by juice (man)

Simon says, clap your hands...now Simon says, touch my dick!.. C'mon don't be a poor sport!

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May 25, 2012 07:26 PM - Sex - by letyougo (man)

I'm hard to get. I have standards, bitch. *girl's rubbing her tits on his face* 'ok, let's roll'!

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May 21, 2012 10:02 PM - Sex - by foundlove (man)

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