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I used to drink lots of whiskey. My doctor told me I should quit. Now I drink vodka.

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May 11, 2012 06:19 PM - Health - by wannaeat (man)

I quit booze last year, but came back because it's delicous.

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May 10, 2012 07:58 PM - Health - by wannaeat (man)

1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla...floor!!

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May 10, 2012 07:58 PM - Party - by glory (man)

strange...this vodka tastes like alcohol!

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May 10, 2012 07:58 PM - Party - by glory (man)

taylor.....i know that i've been throwing up all over the place, but i'd really like to suck on your tits

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May 9, 2012 10:07 PM - Sex - by glory (man)

I had sex with a deaf, drunk chick once..... I talked her into it!

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May 9, 2012 10:07 PM - Sex - by affection (man)

finish your beer, there are sober people in india.

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May 9, 2012 10:07 PM - Party - by affection (man)

Can you tell me who I am?

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Health - by tuxedo_joe (man)

whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nut
beer nut are a $1.50
and deer nuts are under a buck

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Miscellaneous - by tuxedo_joe (man)

a good beer is like a good woman she got to give you good head!

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May 7, 2012 06:41 PM - Love - by brit (man)

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